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  • Aries: The First to die
  • Taurus: The one who comes home at the end to find everyone dead
  • Gemini: The one who figures out who/what the killer is
  • Cancer: The one who says "Hello? Who's there?" as if the killer will answer
  • Leo: The one who tries to fight back and ends up dead
  • Virgo: The one who sacrifices themselves
  • Libra: The one who says "everybody stay calm!" then freaks out themselves
  • Scorpio: The one who runs out the front door instead of upstairs
  • Sagittarius: The one who is secretly helping the killer
  • Capricorn: The one who snapped and went on a killing spree
  • Aquarius: The one who makes it until the end
  • Pisces: The one who screams at everything
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bigalphonse:

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

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ah yes your average straight boy

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itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

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thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

(via catchgoat)

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demonyukio:

things i want to draw:

  • fanart
  • my ocs

things i cant draw:

  • fanart
  • my own fuckin ocs

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thephotogfeminist:

burningbells:

imageIf you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

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jollyoldbore:

ain’t nobody fresher than my mother fuckin clique

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